crackering

zach is crackering about Minecraft zombie
by toni the trashman June 5, 2021
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Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up
Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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Cracker Sex

Did you see the news last night? Another cracker teacher got caught having cracker sex with their students and the family pet.
by Mehsda June 16, 2024
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Oyster Cracker

That rally will be full of oyster crackers in Bremerton today....
by The word of Gawd January 22, 2025
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cracker dust

"It's hard to talk to clients sometimes because i'm choking on cracker dust"
by liddlejos September 23, 2022
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Pipe Cracker

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
mugGet the Pipe Crackermug.

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