Steve: 'Bruuh, you should have been there man, I caught so many waves'
Tom: Whatever dude, we all know you are such a chode'
Tom: Whatever dude, we all know you are such a chode'
by Snitty_tee December 16, 2020
Get the Chodemug. by Weaves69 August 15, 2017
Get the chode lordemug. One who whines/bitches/complains a lot.
Always hungry. Never satisfied. May or may not live with grandma. Will ask you for a bite of your food. At least one person in your group of friends is a certified chode goad. Can be male or female.
Always hungry. Never satisfied. May or may not live with grandma. Will ask you for a bite of your food. At least one person in your group of friends is a certified chode goad. Can be male or female.
"Can I have a bite of your sandwich"
"Fuck you Cory, don't be a chode goad"
"Do you have a few dollars for gas"
"... I don't know man, I'm kinda hungry"
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"Fuck you Cory, don't be a chode goad"
"Do you have a few dollars for gas"
"... I don't know man, I'm kinda hungry"
See bum bumpkin fuckboy hoe
by dank_hill October 10, 2016
Get the chode goadmug. 
Used to describe the diary derived spreadable fat compound found within most refrigerators. In the Midwest and East coast it is more commonly shaped into thin and long stick that measures to a half cup when liquified. Chode butter is found from the Rocky Mountains to the west coast. Unlike its midwestern counterpart, the shape of Chode Butter is unique because it is shorter and thicker while retaining the same half cup measurement. While locally they are known as “stubbies”, Chode butter is used the term by eastern transplants and objectively the better term.
(Pronounced: Ch-oh-d But-er) (Noun) (origin: English-midwestern USA transplant).
(Pronounced: Ch-oh-d But-er) (Noun) (origin: English-midwestern USA transplant).
Person A (midwestern) : Hey I’m about to do some baking do you have any sticks of butter?
Person B (Pacific Northwestern): “no but we have this” *presents Chode Butter*
A: “…. wtf , your butter is weird”
B: we’re in Denver, that’s just how butter looks here, we call them stubbies.”
A: “that is Chode Butter. In Chicago we have thinner and longer sticks.”
B: “stick size doesn’t matter, besides it’s the same 1/2 cup amount and doesn’t taste different ”
A: “did you just make a size doesn’t matter joke about chode butter?”
B: “just use the chode butter!”
A: *uses chode butter*
Person B (Pacific Northwestern): “no but we have this” *presents Chode Butter*
A: “…. wtf , your butter is weird”
B: we’re in Denver, that’s just how butter looks here, we call them stubbies.”
A: “that is Chode Butter. In Chicago we have thinner and longer sticks.”
B: “stick size doesn’t matter, besides it’s the same 1/2 cup amount and doesn’t taste different ”
A: “did you just make a size doesn’t matter joke about chode butter?”
B: “just use the chode butter!”
A: *uses chode butter*
by Rev. Evergreen Woods April 17, 2025
Get the Chode Buttermug. a test which determines whether or not somebody has a chode. process includes dipping chode in acid beaker and chode-juice tasting. Very few people have been proven to have authentic chodes, and choderyite (similar 2 pyrite in gold) is a common case in people who wish they had chodes.
by chpsadadad January 9, 2009
Get the Chode surveymug. someone extremely annoying or an outright asshole. The literally meaning is someone who chorgles a chode, or makes the sound of deepthroating a small but thick penis.
by Darth Chubbz August 8, 2017
Get the Chode Chorglermug.