captain upper decker

One takes a shit in the top tank of a toilet and waits for another person to flush the toilet and watches as the water is a constant brown mess

Someone must have captain upper deckered me, cause i flushed the toilet and shit continued to flow and wouldn't go away

by TheSlippyWaffle April 13, 2015

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assistant captain

A person on a sports team who helps the captain but is still below his power.

Who's that?

Oh hes the assistant captain

by Ibby_Libby June 06, 2014

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Captain charming day

October 27. Marks the day the once upon a time episode “good form” (3x05) was aired, in which Killian Jones cures David Nolan of his deadly dreamshade poisoning and the two stop hating each other. Coined my tik toker @captaincharming_fp as the day many began to ship them, and the day they would’ve shared their first kiss in the “captaincharming_fp alternate universe”.

“Dude it’s October 27th! Let’s rewatch ‘good form’ in honour of captain charming day!”

by Ravioli tin July 31, 2022

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Captain Assclown

An assclown who thinks him/her self superior to other assclowns.

John: "I'll do whatever I want, whenever I want! If you have a problem with that, kiss my ass!" Steve: "Just who the hell do you think you are, Captain Assclown?"

by Mini-Me February 01, 2015

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National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team

Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up

by Toesforthebros February 02, 2021

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