captain chonk chonk

Captain Chonk Chonk is our lord and saviour. His immense power is enough to squash 69 coconuts at once.

"DID YOU JUST SEE CAPTAIN CHONK CHONK?!"

"YEAH! HE WAS SQUASHING 69 COCONUTS!"

by Chonky Boi 69 December 5, 2020

captain stupid head

A person who is so stupid and dumb that they drag along a crew with them and the whole crew ends up being stupid, so that makes them the captain of all the stupid heads

All Aboard, your captain today will be captain stupid head

by Captain stupid head December 22, 2020

Captain Jackson

It’s a place where people are involved and are happy. It’s also a place where your friends are extremely awkward. That simple

Captain Jackson is a great man and place

by CPO1KM December 23, 2020

captain.jayden

If you have this name your probably lonely af

Person 1: he looks lonely as hell
Person 2: well his name is captain.jayden

Person 1: makes sense

by Lawswrld March 10, 2021

Captain Disgruntled

Mostly happy, but sometime extremely disgruntled!

Oh heads up Nathans got his Captain Disgruntled on today lol

by ORGANIZ3DCHA02 January 16, 2021

Captain Crunch

When drunk people fall down or get messed up in their drunken state.

*drunk person trips over curb and smokes face on parking meter*
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"

by OSO_LOCO January 21, 2021

Captain Mess

A legend!

One who destroys little green soldiers!

Captain Mess, loved by all, respected by done!

by Captain Mess January 23, 2021