Canaan Lamberth

Canaan Lamberth is just about the whitest black kid you’ll meet. No wonder he can only keep a girlfriend for 2 hours. He had to get an ear pierced so people would take him seriously. What a guy

Canaan Lamberth’s balls are touching

by Ballscanttouch69 December 5, 2017

canå

A twink

Canå is a big twink

by Flux_Twink_Doctor March 4, 2018

Canada

A fake country; also known as “2nd America with no Trump.”

“Yo, I really wanna go to Canada.”
“Ah, you mean 2nd America.”

by lildicksauce420 March 13, 2018

Canada

A fictional location made up by Americans to pretend that there is a North-American country that actually contains half decent people. Often used to describe someone who is fake.

"Hey Bill, James said he was from London"
"Na mate he's from bloody CANADA!"

by Andrew Tuvalu June 5, 2018

Canada

something that doesn't exist

canada? what's that? i've never heard of it

by tiburon120 June 8, 2018

Canada Daddy

A daddy located in Canada; often used to get out of America asap. Good with maple syrup and chopping firewood

"Damn, I really need me a Canada Daddy incase Trump starts this war."

"I talked to my Canada Daddy yesterday, he said he's sending that good shit my way."

by Wildgrowth July 28, 2018

Canada

A place that does not exist.

Canada does not exist.

by drewswin October 21, 2018