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Brandon

Your average teenager with balls the size of bowling balls with a penis the size of a 60 inch flat screen tv and is extremely attractive and very funny
Beca: Brandon your cock is so big uhhhhh
by Christopher846373 April 28, 2022
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Brandon

Weirdo dummy who simps for patience
Brandon simps for patience
by Bobbs November 14, 2020
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Brandon

sexy and hot and big dick and has 1 million girlfriends and is hot and kind
person: hey
brandon:
person: wow brandon you are really sexy please let me have sex with you please
by Igetshot October 15, 2020
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Brandon

by Catinthehat April 14, 2023
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Brandon

Brandon is the guy who is hardworking, his dream is to go to the military, and serve. Most people named Brandon have glasses and Blondish pin straight hair. They are not a leader, but a follower. He always walks with pride with his head up. They always about their looks fixing their hair every second regardless of it moving. None of their teachers like them and often like
To pick on them. But that’s ok but because he serves.
Person 1: is that Brandon?
Person 2: He served!
by Frank is awesome November 20, 2023
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Brandonize

When you have been watching Biden memes for too long and you start falling up the stairs and making no sense at all.
Jose:*falls up stairs
Johny:You good bro?
Jose:"I fly like a little birdie and crawl on the floor like a toaster..."
Johny:"Bro, u've been Brandonized."
by Okbrandon August 23, 2022
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brandon quist

mann, that guy is one brandon quist!
by thisisnotbeverly November 7, 2011
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