Blood and Bacon

If you have 3 things on your plate for exampel pizza, eggs and tofu, then pizza and eggs are bacon because it taste good but tufo is blood because its gross.
This hamburger is amazing but the fries suck . You can just say blood and bacon.
by Smart-Mc-Smart-Pants August 24, 2017
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Minnesota Bacon

The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.
by myskin1issoBlack July 18, 2022
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bacon is good on Wednesdays

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bacon is good on Wednesdays
by BIG-M chocolate milk May 08, 2022
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bacon jar

Putting the "bacon" into the "jar" ;)
Last night Tim gave me a bacon jar!!
by Bacon Jar February 08, 2018
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Baconizing

Where a person is laying on somewhere (more specifically a couch or bed) like a fat ugly lazy ass pig.

bonus points if you’re baked (high)
1: “did you see caysie? she was totally baconizing!”

2: “yeah, what a fat lazy baconizer”
by dylan_poggers July 17, 2024
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Baconism

A religion centered around a floating green bacon. Members of the religion are called baconators, and they believe in a floating green bacon god as well as a sea monster god named hot Fred.
by Proud baconator mystic August 01, 2022
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