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bacon goodness

a quality due to something edible that can bring one closest to a state of nirvana, most commonly achieved with bacon
I want a singular milkshake that has the bacon goodness that can only be rivaled by 68 slices of bacon. Don't you?
by molemanners June 1, 2010
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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
mugGet the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug.

Bacon Avocado

In short, refers to something said being an out-of-the-blue, personal, relatable and honest “take”.

Originated from a Tiktok trend in mid 2025 where text on the screen says “seeing how fast I can say Bacon Avocado” followed by a slowed down video of the person usually sharing personal/niche confessions or dropping a deep emotion-provoking line. The aim was to catch the audience off guard and get them to relate to the real and honest takes.
chloe: i would’ve never done that to you though

ethan: bacon avocado
by tinker! July 9, 2025
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Bacon RPG

A roblox game where people oil up eachother most of time. Also you apparently kill bacons but never seen them past uni 5.
by Osage_ August 15, 2025
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bacon omelette

When a pig cums in a frying with an egg and the jizz ege mixture is fried in vegetable oil
Hey Max? What what do you want to eat for breakfast?

A bacon omelette!
by gargantuanD June 24, 2022
mugGet the bacon omelettemug.

Bacon

When a drag queen wears flower petals that resemble bacon. The term was created by Kelly Mantle during season 6 of Rupaul’s Drag Race after Michelle Visage accused her of wearing bacon on her dress
Don’t wear bacon!
by A tiny person January 13, 2021
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bacon and cheese

when two people are together and have a friend that hates when you call each other baby so you disguise it by saying bacon and cheese instead of baby
person 1 : im sad

person 2 : awh no ba- i mean bacon and cheese its ok
person 3 : oh???
by KingElfo September 24, 2021
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