Bacon and cheese

Bacon and cheese when they are on call to their friend avoiding the name "Baby"

The words bacon and cheese are both foods

by Daaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy September 10, 2021

bacone

Another version of bacon, but tastes completely different and better.

"Yes I would like a bacons skillet please!"

*at a breakfast restaurant*
"Hi, What would you like today?"
"Oh yes, I would like a bacone skillet!"

by Jashon980 July 17, 2015

Smugglin Bacon

When some fool has a strip of shit on their underwear and it looks like they were concealing a bacon strip

Damn fool...you shit yourself?? Look like you smugglin bacon in them drawers

by BobOfDeath August 20, 2018

bacon sub

A bacon sub is a colloquialism for masturbating in the bathroom at subway bathroom with mayonnaise.

Brian had a "bacon sub" on his break while thinking about his coworker Jenny

by #Yoloswagmchdouchbag December 10, 2014

The Bacon Syndrome

Circa iCarly, Sam explains that she only dated some guy because he bought her expensive gormét bacon. She likens this to Carly dating Freddy because he saved Carly's life. Sort of like Stockholm Syndrome but with more Hero Worship.

Honestly I think I dated him for the wrong reasons. He took me in out of the kindness of his heart and I totally got The Bacon Syndrome and felt the need to repay his kindness every way I could. I love him, but I'm not IN LOVE with him.

by Alkemu April 05, 2019

Hammered Bacon

The act of closing your eyes whilst opening your mouth as wide as possible. Commonly used in a game format where one person will go hammered bacon while waiting for the other player to say “I see you”
The current hammered bacon record is held by Kyle from NJ. The victim of Kyle’s bacon hammering was Brendan from NJ.

Bro Casey went hammered bacon for 3 minutes before anyone realized.

by The Hammered Bacon Commission January 21, 2020

Bacon Hugs

Bacon hugs are the fondest, most adoring hugs you can give someone. Means you love them more than bacon.

Spencer: How’s it going with the new guy, Logan?
Falisha: Ok, I think. But he sent me the bacon and the smiley hug emojis. Weird?
Spencer: What!? He’s way into you. It doesn’t get any better than Bacon Hugs. 🥓 🤗

by The Original Tankboy August 23, 2018