Bacon Neck

An alternative term for when a man abruptly places or slaps his penis upon the frontal neck area of a person to utilize the space between the chin and neck for purposes of orgasm.
We bacon necked so hard last night.
by Jenation February 03, 2024
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Under Bacon

Guy 1: "Hey so how was your date guy 2?"

Guy 2: "Pretty boring until near the end of the movie when i got a big helping of under bacon"

Guy 1: "She put out on the first date?! You lucky bastard!"
by Tree Dolphin August 05, 2012
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maple baconator

To cover yourself in maple syrup and then sticking bacon to the syrup in an attempt to attract a Canadian sex partner
I might try the maple baconator tonight, I could really go a snow Mexican ey
by Oww my meniscus December 18, 2016
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booty bitches and bacon

Person1: yall i kinda have a taste for booty bitches and bacon?

Person 2: what- whats that?

Person3: it means he wants to eat bacon on bitches huge booties.

Person2: ohh- wait what?!
by leahxxo November 18, 2023
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baconize

The act of making everything around you, everywhere you go, better-the way bacon makes everything around it better.
My boyfriend baconizes everything and everyone around him-he fixes anything he finds broken, leaves anything he borrows in better condition than when he got it, and gives the shirt off his back to any person who needs it.
by ArtsyGalKitten June 03, 2022
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The Stinkin' Bacon

A man or woman sits on the lap of a Lady and passes gas on her vagina.
The girl must needed cobwebs or feminine stink nuggets cleaned our so I gave her some of my air, The Stinkin' Bacon.
by BarebackJack August 14, 2021
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Bacon Gauge

The number of slices of bacon in one pound of bacon
Bacon gauge of 12 has 12 slices in a pound of bacon. This is your normal thick cut bacon.
by EL0C June 01, 2013
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