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Couche Tard

Person who avoids a work related event
Who wants to work on the roof after the meeting?
Im leaving as soon as the meeting ends
ok Couche Tard
by jajaja11122233 September 28, 2023
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Soy Tard

Defines a man who is considered to be the peek of human perfection. A Soy Tard is often a very handsome man, commonly being hit on by women. They are kind, trustworthy loyal people.
Saki: Raph is such a Soy Tard.

Raph: Aww, thanks Saki.
by FireNova June 3, 2021
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tard

"Anne is such a tard!"
by myhandsmellwerid March 11, 2019
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Totalitarianistic tard

The term "totalitarianistic tard" combines "totalitarianistic," which refers to a form of government that seeks to control every aspect of public and private life, with the word "tard," which is a derogatory slang term sometimes used to insult or demean someone perceived as foolish or incompetent.

Together, "totalitarianistic tard" could suggest a person who is perceived as both authoritarian in their views or behavior and lacking in intelligence or awareness. However, this phrase does not have a standardized or widely recognized meaning and is not commonly used in discourse. It may be seen as offensive or derogatory, so caution is advised in its use.
Person 1: Dude, Americans suck with their "freedom", when their freedom clearly isn't working out. Putin and Kim Jong Un are the best leaders in the world. Communists, rise up against the Western world! Person 2: Shut up, you totalitarianistic tard. There's no sense in arguing with an idiot like you.
by KGrand March 4, 2025
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Avant-tarde

Hipsters who think they are cool, new and fresh, and have missed the irony in their retardedness.

The leading edge of edgy hipsters who have their heads so far up their arseholes with not an ounce of cool or self-awareness to allow them to realise that they are not in any way shape or form presenting anything new in their style, action, diction or modus operandi.
1) That guy, Don Atari, is so avant-garde. (adjective)

2) My sister is one of the avant-tarde. (noun)
by Tokyo_Spy May 23, 2017
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Tard

Unlike the word "retard" or as others call it "The R-Slur", Tard can be a term used to call out someone for making a minor mistake not to be used as calling them out for being "autistic" because they aren't, they just made a little dumb mistake.
"Why the f*ck didn't you take out the trash before mom got home from work like she asked you to, you f*cking Tard."
"You for real showed up to work 2 minutes late, You f*cking Tard."
by Williblam Shakespeare February 11, 2021
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Nig-tard

Kys nig-tard
by Corner man 777 May 8, 2023
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