jesus groupies

religious, but too religious. meet at hipster coffee shops and talk about israel and jesus over coffee.

i saw jesus groupies talking about jesus with every word being jesus.

by ahfdsafjiow October 23, 2017

Jesus Of Suburbia

One of the best songs ever created. A song of the best band ever Green Day. It tells a story about the Jesus who is struggling with his life. I listen it so much it makes my parents crazy. So yeah go listen it!!!!

-what song are you listening to?
• Jesus of Suburbia

- is it good?
• yeah it’s like heaven to my ears.

by St.JimmyArmstrong December 27, 2021

Jesus Nudes

they said Jesus news, you hear Jesus nudes.

give them Jesus Nudes.

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019

Baltic Jesus

Baboi10 AKA Baltic Jesus

Baltic Jesus but take away the Baltic Je

by Marcus Lane May 24, 2021

jesus erection

when a man is able to reach erection quickly after ejacultion.

Dude i totally had a jesus erection last night in bed.

by witchslayer69 May 19, 2018

Jesus Hands

A taunt used with your arms spread open and slightly halfway raised, as though being crucified, while approaching someone.

"This mfker's coming up hard with them Jesus hands.."
" I came at em with my Jesus hands."

by SplishSplashOnMyRash November 29, 2017

Undeveloped Jesus

when someone has a terribly unfortunate face.

Fuck. Matt Is an Undeveloped Jesus. He is so fugly.

by Bee749 November 21, 2021