Wing-Mom

A cool ass mom who will bail you out off horrible social situations.

Upon finding out my date’s survival bag consisted of baby carrots and a Bible I went to Wing-mom for the “you have to go home now” bail out

by TeamCook March 28, 2019

Wing Dang Do'er

A uncommon phrase used to define someone's incredible ability to twist their dick in a woman's vagina like a helicopter

Timster: Bro, did you hear Jacob Wing Dang Do'er'd his girlfriend???

Todd: Stfu Tim

by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021

Wing Attack

The sudden urge to take a nasty shit because you just ate some delicious hot wings.

I was laying trying to take a nap, but had to run the bathroom because I felt a wing attack coming on.

by Josh Davis March 29, 2023

Wing aftermath

The devastating aftermath, when you eat Buffalo wings. It may be compared to “Taco Bell aftermath”, but wing aftermath is undoubtedly worse. The aftermath is when the wings are being expelled through the bowels and you get to feel the immense wrath of the delectable treat.

“Dude I had some mind opening wing aftermath yesterday”

by Galador November 13, 2020

vampire wings

When a man and a woman boink during her period.

Guy: Got my vampire wings this weekend.
Friend: WTF IZ DAT?
Guy: When a man and a woman boink during her period.
Friend: OHHHHH.

by bloodninja69 November 17, 2009

cheese wings

When you perform cunnilingus while the female has a yeast infection, however, she has not douched and kept her vagina sanitary, therefore, pasty white substances accumulate along the walls of the labia minoris. To earn your cheese wings, you must eat this substance.

While you earn your cheese wings, you might be reminded of a Greek salad. Minus the tomatoes, sliced cucumbers, onion, and olives and lettuce.

by Omnivici1 March 27, 2015

right-wing nut job

The act of jacking off your partner while vaping with your tits out in a theater.

*She leans over*

"Would you like a right-wing nut job?"

by Ornery on Main September 16, 2023