After consuming an excessive amount of cannabis, wine, and cigarettes with a woman until she’s almost blacked out, you violate her with brutal anal sex and manage to make her believe the next day that it was consensual.
Jimmy: "Yo, mate, how did you do her last night, then?"
Chad: "Um, it was like a real French crime... you know what I mean?"
Chad: "Um, it was like a real French crime... you know what I mean?"
by aliberry August 15, 2023
Get the Real French crimemug. phrase used as an appology for using profanities. The word for "seal" (the animal) in french is "phoque," which is pronounced the same as the word "fuck" in english. This is how the phrase originated.
by Lazy Time Waster December 17, 2004
Get the pardon my frenchmug. whe you are banging a girl while shes on her back, and right before you are about to cum you pull out and blow your load in her nose
by qwertyuiopl September 8, 2009
Get the Arabian French Toastmug. Existent, but not frequent. Mostly an online "im feeling lucky" thing that expresses how mad America was when the French wouldn't help us AT ALL (one hundred or so soldiers dont count every one) in the wars in Iraq etc........ Also a big topic of consternation with French people. Mostly because they have baguettes up there asses.
-Hey man! The French won the American revolution!!!
-hahaha, then why is it called the AMERICAN revolution? Now go grow some balls and win a war! Maybe even add to the tiny list of French Military Victories!!!!!!
-hahaha, then why is it called the AMERICAN revolution? Now go grow some balls and win a war! Maybe even add to the tiny list of French Military Victories!!!!!!
by U.S. Patriotism December 16, 2010
Get the French Military Victoriesmug. the professional name of chicks who have successfully mastered the art of whore on the lowest level. this art consists of furiously making out with french fries in public. biting, sucking, licking, and twirling in mouth are all acceptable. usually this act is only completed by goody-goody two shoes such as yours truly who don't have/don't want the status of "Master Hoe" quite yet.
"Did you see that French Fry Whore at McDonald's?"
"Yeah, man, she was all up on dat shit."
"Damn, but it turns me on!"
"Yeah, man, she was all up on dat shit."
"Damn, but it turns me on!"
by Miss Dorkette April 3, 2006
Get the French Fry Whoremug. One that is not from France he actually pretends to be, having a french accent. He acts like he wants to be friends with you immediately when really he wants to get inside your pants. He acts acceptable to your parents. He usually goes for the nice young girls and says he's in his 20's but really hes like 45.
Hey dad this french african dude wants to be friends with me I think he wants to get inside my pants.
by Miss Chica April 9, 2010
Get the french african dudemug. The most wounderful kiss ever.
Its an emotional and beautiful kiss.
Its when you love some one and you can tell by the kiss.
This kiss is when you put your toung half way in your girlfriends/boyfriends mouth and you massage her/his toung by rubbing it with your toung.
Its a soft kiss.
Its an emotional and beautiful kiss.
Its when you love some one and you can tell by the kiss.
This kiss is when you put your toung half way in your girlfriends/boyfriends mouth and you massage her/his toung by rubbing it with your toung.
Its a soft kiss.
by xX(-SWB-)Xx August 28, 2008
Get the soft french kissmug.