Bornstein's Law

As the average age of a social network's users rises, the probability of the discussion of "What I ate for breakfast" approaches 1.

First true thing I read on the internet was Bornstein's Law.

by CaliGeoff November 3, 2012

Taught Law

A law, rule or code instilled in a person through social and/or environmental influences which is accepted and believed in, but is not necessarily within conscious awareness

Not to be confused with 'Taut Law' although both may be bounded in a coeffect system (concurrently)

Well ma, I'd say we best to follow the taught law 'nless we wanna end up like em' white folk up done there over the hill past them rosebushes n' patio furniture

by edraculate November 25, 2016

niece-in-law

1- Nephew's wife.
2- Spouse's niece.

My niece-in-law is a good person.

by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021

unjust law

The only type of law that's made to be broken.

* example of unjust law in the 1950's*
"do-gooder": What are you doing? You know your not allowed to bring black people into your house. That's illegal.
Actual good person: Dude, people were throwing rocks at him, I had to get him inside.
"do-gooder": YOU REBEL!!! CRIMINAL SCUM LIKE YOURSELF NEED TO BE LOCKED AWAY IN PRISON!!!
Actual good person: Says the person who stones black people for fun.

by Dubiks November 30, 2018

law 101

The very basics of the study of law. Typically contract law, but usually used to mean that an answer is based on common sense.

" I thought I didn't have to pay him" #1
"You've got a contract - that's Law 101" #2

by Bronte Snaurus January 3, 2018

Karamazov’s Law

The real state of an interpersonal relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.

Rick: dude Annie keeps posting pics of her and Marc and shit on Facebook but I’m pretty sure she’s sleeping with his brother.

Will: Ah, classic Karamazov’s Law.

by Lord Bi den January 7, 2021

Chad's Law

Once a Chad is in motion it stays in motion; therefore the only way to stop a Chad is at the start.

Jerry: "I shouldn't have invited these guys, I didnt expect them to be complete Chads"
Newton: "If you studied Chad's law, this would not have been an issue"

by LtOfFlavourTown May 13, 2019