Firework Bill “whip” Willet

A borderline illiterate retard that resembles Elmer Fudd and claims to be a part of every major event in the history of the world. A Johnstown legend and a true American hero

Hey Firework Bill “whip” Willet, heard your names on the Stanley cup. “Oh yeah I won that plenty times.”

by Gangster thug 42069 July 12, 2024

dick whipping

wasting time, avoiding something you don't want to do but have to do, forgetting to do something because you were doing something else (usually less important).

Hey Darin! Stop dick whipping and let's go to Crossfit!

by kawikados February 20, 2018

Wiener whipped

When a female does everything that her man says to do. The opposite of pussy whipped.

She was going to come out with us, but her man said no. She is wiener whipped.

by hawkbball September 16, 2022

Whip it out

Appropriate response for when someone tells you to suck his dick

^ Suck my dick, asshole
> Whip it out, motherfucker

by thurb June 28, 2023

Portland Pistol Whip

While getting an HJ (or ZJ) in the Champagne Room of a grimey Portland strip club, the stripper disses your Veganism background and your pussy-ass Twill pants so you rise up and beat her down with your hammer, whilst also glazing her face with your seed making her look like a VooDoo Donut.

Ryan: I’m going to Portland this weekend, going to check out some strip clubs.

James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.

Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!

by DirtyMike&ThaBoyz December 11, 2017

whip

whips are cool and pretty people who are fast like whippets

person 1: i love running

person 2: you are such a whip

by Yo slug December 11, 2021

juzu whipped

1. one who is whipped with Buddhist prayer beads

hey, Anthony just got Juzu whipped in the face for being negative!

by itz_golf June 29, 2010