Uncle Getcha

the creepy uncle that probably has a crush on you

Uncle insert name is such a uncle getcha

by pixie21212 July 31, 2023

uncle-by-marriage

Pibling's husband.

My uncle-by-marriage is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

Uncle stroking

Uncle Stroking is a masturbation technique in which you turn your hand upside down before stroking so that your thumb and index finger are closest to your willy. This is said to increase sexual stamina and libido.

Yeah as soon as I started uncle stroking I was able to fuck her all night like the little princess she is

by Aceman3000 May 15, 2024

Dutch Uncle

When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then firmly grasp the shaft of your penis and have a companion motion it up and down.

Hey Brian! I don’t want to make it weird or anything, but could you give me a Dutch uncle? I’ve got blue balls, and I just bought you Chik Fil A, so you kinda owe me.

by TacoDaav August 31, 2022

Uncle Matt

Slang term for someone who smokes weed and Shop lifts

What you been up to?
Chucking an uncle Matt

by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023

Uncle Gussed

Having a pen or other projectile thrown at your eye region. It is common place for the word bitch to follow uncle gussed.

Brandon: "Can you pass me a pen"?
(Jamie throws pen at Brandon)
Jamie: "You have been Uncle Gussed, Bitch"!

by uncle gusser October 29, 2011

Uncle

The handyman, child rapist, has a mustache, has hair only on the sides of his head above the ears in your family

Child: Uncle it's 1:05 AM what are you doing?
Uncle: *unzips pants and takes off underwear*
Child: OH GOD NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*uncle takes a round at child's butt*

by TheTurtleOfLife February 27, 2019