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High five, show me you’re alive

An expression you use when you see someone you know down at the shops. This expression was founded in Knoxfield by a local legend, Aaron, who often gets ridiculed for owning the expression.
Random guy at shops: ‘Hey mate’.
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’
by Andos Hastos October 7, 2021
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ham and cheese curtain show

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness
i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.
by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015
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Show the Dog

When something/someone is trying to sell or convince you on something but they reveal information that leads to you doubting them or even to a certainty that they won't be able to deliver/are lying. Ultimately, its a sign of being mislead or outright stagnation (while trying to prop it up as progress).

The "dog" is a reference to the Call Of Duty: Ghosts Xbox One Live reveal where they were showing off all the next gen features of their engine. One of the main showcases being the model for an attack dog, as well as the way fish school up and move together. In a first person shooter game.

This phrase was originally coined by DJPeachCobbler in his video titled "Elden Ring feels like the end", specifically starting from 0:52, but you can find evidence of people pointing this out as far back as
If they keep going, They're gonna show the dog.

Man, crazy how Kai Cenat showed the dog when he snuffed Jynxzi
by Stinky Shuriken August 13, 2025
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The Maury Povich Show

An American tabloid talk show that ran from 1991 to 2022.

Dealt with a number of different topics, most notably Paternity tests, involving women who had slept with up to 20 men and asserting that the last one is the real father of her child. Ends in drama, with either the woman running offstage after the paternity results shows the man on stage is not the real father of the child, or the mother's vindication and demanding that the man be a father to his child. Such is the outcome that Maury is looking for, being a advocate for the nuclear family.
A parody episode of The Maury Povich Show:

Man: There ain't no way I'm that baby's daddy, Maury. That girl sleeps with everyone. Hell, she'd probably fuck a pack of hotdogs if they looked at her the right way.
Maury: Well, the test results are in. In the case of four-year-old Smith-and-Wesson Jr, you are not the father!
(Woman runs offstage crying, crowd boos and man jeers)
by GenZExpert September 28, 2024
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2004 Super Bowl halftime show

2004 Super Bowl halftime show was whenever public indecency happened on live television and is the reason why the 7 second delay happens
*seinfeld theme*
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
*seinfeld theme intensifies harder*
*seinfeld theme is good*
*seinfeld theme is great*
*insert Seinfeld theme funny joke here*
*chipflake is my idol*
by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025
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mud show

When you had Taco Bell and you now have all the anal lube you need.
Steven is coming over to give Danny a Mud Show
by Wrex'n dat rectum December 27, 2023
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