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irregular-triple-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and five great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-triple-second-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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two-second fight

A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds
An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.
by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021
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Second Baptism

When women lose their Real virginity.
She had her second baptism so now I wont lose my penis.
by Eduard Sanderson March 14, 2014
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sester-second cousin

Child of their parent’s first cousin with their other parent’s sesqui-first cousin or are the child of their parent’s double-first cousin with their other parent’s half-first cousin.
My sester-second cousin is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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Second-Hand Faggot

Someone who doesn't smoke a bundle of cigarettes and walks by someone who does.

Faggot, originally known as a faggot, which is a bundle of sticks lit on fire.
Man I was walking down the street and this girl was smoking a pack of cigarettes and blew it in my face, so I told her

"don't make me no second-hand faggot nah."
by The Kream Collector January 19, 2024
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0.0001 seconds after

A playful terminology used by internet memes to convey the idea of "as soon as." It emphasizes the immediacy of an action, often in a humorous or exaggerated manner.
I'll get started on that project 0.0001 seconds after you send me the details!
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
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Second Lead Syndrome

Second Lead Syndrome is when the main character of a show/book is in a love triangle and the main character is leaning towards the primary lead/ the first love interest but the audience is rooting for the second lead/ the second love interest to end up with the main character.
Me: “Ugh, I really want belly to end up with Conrad, they have YEARNED for each other !!”

Friend: “Oh wow, you’ve got second lead syndrome bad”
by GraceFace08 September 8, 2025
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