Wet Paper Plate Five

Insult to make fun of someone being bad at Call of Duty.

Person 1: *Gets Killed in COD*

Person 2: "Bro, stop being a Wet Paper Plate Five."

by Kaplinn May 17, 2023

Paper

Slang used in contract negotiations and sales for the contracts themselves.

Microsoft Teams is growing so much bigger than Slack because they've got so much paper - they just bake it into their customers' next Microsoft Office contract.

by DoYouHaveAKlue August 19, 2022

Toilet paper

Was once one of the most valuable items of all time

Hey you got some of that spare toilet paper?

by Mmm m jm July 1, 2020

Paper-mate

The last piece of paper left on the printer conveniently close to you while you are masturbating;used as last resort to catch ejaculation.

Ricky the cowboy was masturbating at his desktop in his dark quiet room, when he reached for his paper-mate to catch the ejaculation almost completely effectively.

by Bigfish305 October 22, 2009

cash money paper

Something someone says when something cool happens, like when you would say "poggers". It's also said with a fast paced accent.

-Yo dude, you see that fast car pass by.

-Yeah, that car was "cash money paper".

by FAGBOY_&_CHUMCHUM November 16, 2020

New States of Papere

The definition of shit. An Italian discord server where everybody has an iq of under 75. Also everyone's gay and they hate among us cock vore.

Sus McSusface: Oh my god, you're so dumb!
Cock Penis: Yes, I'm from New States of Papere

by Regian24 May 26, 2021

Shit Paper Soccer

When you dip a roll of toilet paper in diesel, light it on fire and kick it around like a soccer ball.

Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.

by Awesom0h4000 June 3, 2020