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Mum joke

A mum joke is similar to a dad joke, except it either doesn't land, isn't funny, or is trying too hard.
"Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard."

-Oh that is such a mum joke!
by CallofClicky February 16, 2022
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I'm thinking of reasons to go to Switzerland. The flag is a big plus. here is some jokes How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints. Found out I was color blind the other day. That one came right out of the orange.
by pexel February 12, 2023
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Joke

A satirical phrase that makes people offended no matter the circumstance.
Comedy is dying because people can’t take a simple joke
by Wobbly wagon wheels May 24, 2020
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Resist joke

a joke that is based off of something sexually attracting or something sexual
someone post cropped ankha porn "Resist joke"
by yng mickey October 1, 2021
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Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback
Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023
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by StupidHOE1 October 29, 2020
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National Ur Momma Joke Day

On April 3, everyone would be allowed to make a “Ur Momma” joke without dying of cringe.
Time to go make billions of ur momma jokes without dying of cringe because it’s National Ur Momma Joke Day!”
by Jaundoce April 16, 2022
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