farting gift

(1) Letting out a SBD (Slient But Deadly) fart, right before leaving a room. This works best at a birthday party, but can be done anywhere.
Double points if the party is really boring.
This creates a gift for them. A fart gift.

(2) Giving someone a "fart in a box", as in farting into a box and quickly shutting it and taping out fresh air.

(3) Farting in someones face. Say you have a present for them, and then you fart in there face.

(1) Chase- "Oh man, this is a boring party"

Miles- "No kidding"

Chase- "Lets get going"

Miles- "Ok. Lets leave a farting Gift!"

Chase- "Yeah! *High fives Miles"

Both- *Let out a Silent But Deadly fart, then run*

(2) Travis- *Farts into a nice box, then quickly tapes it shut*

Rick- *Opens Travis' present*

Travis- "Haha (giggles)"

Rick- *Smells the box*

Travis- *LOLs*

Rick- "Ew! Ew!! Ugh!"
Rick- "Ew! Ew! EWWW!! Holy crap! Yuck!"

Travis- *ROFL*

(3) Patrick- "Hey, Bill!"

Bill- "What?"

Patrick- "I got you a present"

Bill- "Really? Thanks bud!"

Patrick- "Ok, close your eyes"

Bill- *Closes eyes*

by Temari's gurl June 24, 2009

fart nugget

A fart nugget accours when you are with a group of friends and you feel a little gas coming on. You feel very excited because you want to but on a good show for you friends. You push extremly hard and then, pooooop, you shit your pants with a hard turd. Luckly for you, you can make a swift move to 2 restroom before anyone notices becasue your ass wont we wet and brown, only brown. You should be able to clean you panties with a few sheets of Toile paper. If there is no brown left on your white panties, CONGRADULATIONS, you have succsefully ddroped a "Fart Nugget"

Damn sue i think I just released a fart nugget.

by Mic August 5, 2004

fart sauce

A really wet fart, so wet you might need a change of underwear. Normally has a slime like texture. Can be found in most older folks soiled undergarments.

"Grandpa left a little fart sauce in there for you."

by So-Lo September 16, 2007

period fart

n. An infamous variation of both the shart and the silent-but-deadly. Only occurring in menstruating women, this fart requires no extra push to get it out- it just glides under and through the inner labia and, if present, onto the pad, taking some period blood with it. Some say that this is actually a period queef, but either way, it stinks. The odor can vary. Sometimes it smells of rotten period, dead fish, sulfur, or even a combination of the three. It varies from vagina to vagina.

v. To expel a period fart (see above).

A couple is having a romantic dinner.

Man: "Are you on your period?"

Woman *period fart* "No, of course not!"

Man: "OH HOLY SHIT YES YOU ARE!" *passes out*

by Swushi November 3, 2009

fart-arse

To muck around or be stupid.

Michael, stop fart-arseing around and mow the lawn.

by xXDaniiXx December 14, 2008

fart gobbler

the bathroom fan that gobbles fart smells and filters them out

turn on the fart gobbler and close the door when you're done taking a crap!

by galizard March 13, 2008

fart contrail

The visible portion of a fart trail, usually seen on a cold day.

I turned the corner and ran into Tom's fart contrail, which made my eyes water. It was horrible.

by Dave Ku May 15, 2008