Waxing The Yak Skin

Furiously, and sometimes violently stimulating the male genitalia

Dude, my girl totally blue balled me and then took off last night, so I went home and was totally waxing the yak skin.

by TehNiZmoGuy May 24, 2011

Skin Kazoo

A phallic term.

Last night my wife played the old skin kazoo...upside down.

by Cat Drost 2525 March 21, 2021

Braden "the skin" fetter

A ginger male that lives in a alpha male only household. This man is bred to CS:GO and chase 12 year old girls. Usually you can find him smoking the ganja and sucking dick for a gram. It is unknown his origin of his ancestors but they are most likely part of the non circumcised cult of america.

" Have you seen Braden "the skin" fetters mile long forskin?
"Yes, its obvious its like 50 feet long"

by Twonumber9s February 7, 2021

Panda skin

(adjective) often used to compliment quality of a piece of clothing; rare, godly; a synonym for "dope"

A: I heard someone spilled acid all over him. Is he alright?
B: His skin got burnt, but his coat is alright - totally panda skin.

by graascoat December 13, 2010

Candy skin

A person with pale skin. Someone who always needs sunblock, shade, and a sun shirt

All my family is olive skinned. They don’t understand the burn and peel cycle us candy skinned people have to go through.

by Strawberry335 June 7, 2019

Skin Carpet

A nick name for when a foreskin rolls up just slightly and resembles a carpet corner that has been tucked in. The act of correcting it yourself is called carpetting.

John was flacid but jane didn't want to use her hand to correct his skin carpet.

by Calvsiboy August 31, 2022

light skin stare

Lightly but seriously stare at someone. Especially sigma face. Seen frequently in animated children movies.

Donkey gave Shrek the light skin stare.

by Awexander Rehehehehe February 13, 2023