band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.

by 1Head January 29, 2021

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African Bush Aids

A highly contagious disease that originated in California in the 1980s

Did you hear about Becky she recently got back from Cali and contracted African bush aids while there

by Bekromorphis February 9, 2019

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kats aids

katstacks is reactive to AIDS

u got kats aids sit down son

by katkiller2010 August 31, 2010

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AIDS

Space Hangout Discord

Space Hangout Discord is AIDS

by TheBlank April 17, 2022

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Aids-haver

Someone who has Aids, but keeps it a secret. This phrase is used derogatorily to expose someone who has Aids and neglects to tell sexual partners, orgy members, and one-night stands.

Jerome was a valued member of the sex cult, untill it was revealed he was an Aids-haver.

by Lord Of Worms May 18, 2023

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