cunt bucket

(1) A car marketed to and driven by a woman.
(2) An SUV going annoyingly slow in a parking lot.

There goes Frank driving around in his wife's cunt bucket.

by B. H. McNultey December 17, 2007

cunt farts

The expulsion of air from a woman's cunt when forced out by a man's cock. The said push of air produces a fart type resonance. It often happens with a large cunt full of air foced out by an ample cock.

As I banged this filthy whore, I was stunned by the loud cunt farts she produced.

by Jer Miller May 12, 2006

massive cunt

someone who is thoroughly disliked, in a HUGE way.

"did you see Deal or No Deal yesterday?"

"no, because that Noel Edmonds is a massive cunt"

by Spunky McPunk March 5, 2007

cunt-struck

sexually infatuated with a woman

I was cunt-struck after seeing Thatcher on tv the other night.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

cunts and blunts

greatest porn title ever

I can really use me some cunts and blunts

by rawr4me August 13, 2010

Cunt's fucked

A phrase medical professionals use to describe a patient when their condition or injuries are so severe that their outcome is bleak

Two paramedics are called to a car accident where the driver has been ejected through the front windshield. The first paramedic approaches the driver laying still on the ground and rolls him over to find him to have been decapitated. The first paramedic then states to the second - "Cunt's fucked!"

by jaded paramedic January 14, 2021

Cunt Washer

Someone who has such a low status in life that they are not just a cunt, they are reduced to having to wash cunts for a living.

uh, my teacher is such a cunt she's making us do homework over the holidays.... No, that bitch is a fucking cunt washer.

by Wicked Scorpion December 13, 2017