Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

Your teas oot!

`Your teas oot`, as in, Your meals getting cold, Your late.., & in trouble. Used often by neds in gang fights in 60`s/70`s to warn a beating or chibbing was imminent

McCafferty, Your teas oot! (then quickly followed by violence. Used most eloquently by the legend Frankie Miller in `Just a boys game`, film/play)

by Contumax October 28, 2022

vanilla chi tea

1.) A type of tea brewed with roots and various spices flavored with vanilla extract

2.) A slang term for a lighter skinned person of Asian decent

lighter skinned Chinese person enters a convenience store**

Dark skinned African American:(to his Hispanic friend)* "Look at this vanilla chi tea coming in like he owns the place..."

lighter skinned Chinese person: "I do own this place. Now buy something or get out!"

by darnlljones February 10, 2015

sweetened iced tea

the best beverage known to men and southerners alike, this dream drink can be found most commonly in the southern region of the USA.

This goddamn sweetened iced tea if fucking lit fam, imma buy a gallon of this and bring it home.

by coopcooz March 13, 2018

Kermit's Tea Shop

A small online community filled with only good vibes, good music, and good people. Primary platforms are Spoon and Discord. Most members have a "tea" in front of their name in a small font.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Kermit's Tea Shop?
Person 2: Yeah, it do be a vibe!

by sheleredp627 July 4, 2020

Tube Sock Tea

When someone cums in a tube sock, the tube sock then becomes a tea bag, “tube sock tea”

Matt quickly looked around his room and realized he had forgot tissue paper. He quickly made an executive decision and came into a tube sock that he found lying on the floor.
Matt quickly realized that tube sock are the perfect place to plant his wad. Thus creating tube sock tea.

by Tearsoftheson September 15, 2022

Lipton Tea Moment

An event that makes you wish you had some Lipton tea to sip on while making a statement that ends with, "But that's none of my business."

Joe: I had a Lipton tea moment yesterday when I saw your girlfriend's car parked outside her ex boyfriend's house.

Mike: Thanks for looking out for me. We'll have to talk.

by 2014_chiguy August 23, 2014