September 13th

Make out with someone who’s name starts with an M Day

it’s September 13th i guess i gotta make out with mikey

by JOE4325 September 12, 2022

september 19

September 19 is when pussy ass bitches are born. Fucking tweakers that overthink everything and think they are the shit, when in reality their not.

boy: this bitch is a tweaker bro
boy 2: what’s her birthday
boy: september 19, why?
boy 2: no wonder..

by anonymous November 24, 2021

September 8

Kiss a boy who’s name starts with a letter D

Hey it’s September 8, I guess I gotta kiss you Daniel

by Dan_The_Man_0 September 8, 2022

17 september

Luno❤️

heey het is 17 september, Luno samen

by Dora1 November 14, 2023

September 2nd

The most beautiful people were born on this magnificent day

Boy- Hey were u born on September 2nd?
Girl- Yes, why?
Boy- Here’s a ring for u

by applejuiceisnice November 7, 2023

September 10th

September 10th: Today is usually where disgusting assholes birthday’s are. These people are usually little hipocrits and usually have awful imperfections that they seriously worry about every time someone points them out. They are attention seekers who rely on people to react to them in a positive way to keep their mental state stable.

Ew, today is Tiffany’s birthday, September 10th! What a brat..

by SparklePrincess29 September 9, 2021

September 5

National day of going back to prison. On this day, people return to their cells after a long period of time spent in freedom.

“It’s September 5th! Get ready! You’re going to see your cell mates again!😃”

by user3938327438993 September 4, 2022