Self-Inflicted Flashbang

A Self-Inflicted Flashbang is when a male is masturbating and he claps his own ears as hard as possible. The stream of seminal fluid is directed at his eyes.

“Hey Todd wanna ho out to lunch?”
“What? Sorry, I committed a Self-Inflicted Flashbang earlier.”

by The Last Peacelord January 24, 2021

Eric Self

Fattest thing on this earth, Biggest virgin on the planet

Wow, that guys is defiantly an Eric Self

by Minton Man mukluks July 28, 2021

self-doctor

drug addicts. who syringe them selves.

where's max? hes self-doctoring :)

by rukkestop July 20, 2010

Self-hating Jew

A self-hating Jew is a Jew that seeks to dissociate from their own unresolved trauma by identifying with the enemy and advocating for the destruction of Judaism (and Israel) altogether. They experienced so much pain at the hands of anti-semites that they have literally turned against their own heritage.

Nothing scares me more than a self-hating Jew, because he has actually turned against himself and his own people.

by Enrealment March 15, 2025

Self Sabotage

Emily

Emily likes to self sabotage

Emily is currently self sabotaging her chances in a relationship

by haive February 2, 2024

National Self-Love

July 11th

Did you hear? Today is National Self-Love day! Treat yourself to peace and no drama!

by aria<3. June 22, 2021

self-message

Business jargon for to tell oneself, admit to oneself, remind oneself. Can also be used in a non-business context.
Best deployed in the tone of cold, calculated impersonality so beloved of financial types.
Also useful for the handwringing mustn't judge self-help sector

Ryan needs to self-message that running a million dollar a week loss is not a sustainable business proposition.

Rhonda, I think it would be great if you could self-message tha t maybe continuing your meth addiction isn't the optimum life choice for your 8 children

by Portmagee October 27, 2012