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pulling a trevor

Pulling a Trevor is failing at masterbation. Not only do you fail masterbation, you fail at such high extremes you displease crhulhu, shreck, and the high king gaben. Pulling a Trevor consists of accidentally plugging the AUX chord for your sterio into your laptop while watching porn. Not only do you blast porn at the loudest setting possible, you shut your laptop preventing yourself from turning down the volume. In an attempt to prevent your parents from hearing, you open your window and crawl onto the roof fully aroused in a bathrobe.
Hey guys... I was arrested for pulling a Trevor lastnight
by Joshjameshawk April 15, 2015
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Pulling a jack

Pulling a jack is when you come in with the most freaking clutch in the whole freaking world.
Boy 1: did you see how he won the game no sweat
Boy 2: yea he’s so cracked at fortnight my guy
Boy 1: yea he won that game just in time
Boy 2: he must have been pulling a jack
by Obviousb1tch May 23, 2022
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pulling a Joe

usually referring to a guy that just recently got rejected, where the man who got rejected makes it worse than it actually is, complains to everyone, and takes it out on those that tried to help him out of his depression.
Tim: yo what's up with Adam? he's been a real dick to me recently.

Ben: Madeline just told him they couldn't be anything more than friends... he's just pulling a Joe. He'll be fine.

Tim: That sucks... I still think he's being a dick.
by justgetoverit July 22, 2011
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Pulled an Esteban

Curl up and fit into small spaces
I was playing the bacon game and I Pulled An Esteban to win a level
by Esteban123456 April 26, 2022
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Pulling a Tyler

When someone sleeps on the same bed, couch, or sofa with another person and manages to let the opportunity of getting in their pants slip by.
Pablo was pulling a Tyler when hr slept with Jordana last night
by Juanito Tyler June 28, 2014
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Pull a McRae

To overreact to the incorrect perception of misfortune.
"STOP, EVERYBODY! CHECK YOUR COATS. Mine's missing again. Oh wait, nevermind."
"Relax, don't Pull a McRae."
by Tanner Frederick February 14, 2008
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Pulling a Turco

Pulling a Turco is an excuse of the lamest proportions. This is typically an excuse given at the last minute after multiple promises of coming to Jiu-Jitsu class and/or an open mat. Examples of pulling a Turco can be any or all of the following :

1) Work got the best of me today.

2) Wish I could make it but I’m buried in work.

3) I have to babysit my parakeet.

4) Wish I could come to class today but I have to wash my ferret.

5) Sorry guys, can’t make it today because I got pulled into a meeting.
Training partner 1: Open mat is on fire today, where is Tom? He promised he would come today.

Training partner 2: Five minutes before open mat started, he told us that he couldn’t come because he had to wash his poodle. So lame.

Training partner 1: What a douche, he’s totally pulling a Turco.

Training partner 2: Yep, he’ll be in a white belt forever.
by Zeebot July 1, 2021
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