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poo child

A new born baby synthesized from manure but loved and nurtured by 2 men.

Birth is delivered through the anus but without the umbilical cord. The kid never cries but always smells, but who said the world was perfect :)
Steven : Wow honey your buttocks have swollen majorly this morning.

James : Thanks babe ooo wait our adorable poo child is kicking.
by kooni October 2, 2007
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rudy-poo

Noun. A homosexual man, who is overbearingly gay, and he wears floral pattern shorts and over-sized t-shirts. He is generally seen working on his lawn and garden.
Man, rudy-poo over there is so gay.
by Testicles, that is all... July 15, 2009
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poo baby

My wife just had a poo baby! thats how i know it wasn't mine!
by poo_baby_maker5 February 22, 2011
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poo poo shit dick ass

When you poop out of your dick but realized the shit smothered all over your dick
Fuck what will I do with all this poo poo shit dick ass on my pee pee whole
by Penisgoblin523 October 24, 2019
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Poo Tattoo

A trendy, very played out, graphic design inked on the small of a woman's back just above her ass crack. In most cases they are tribal designs.

Also, used as a targeting or guidance system when the backdoor matadore moves in on his prey.
1. When Jamie bent over Matt totally scoped her poo tattoo.

2. Though the lights were low MAtt was able to once again become the backdoor matadore with the assistance of Jamie's poo tattoo.
by French Toast May 5, 2005
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poo hash

A form of getting high when a person poo's and pee's into a bottle. Then puts a baloon over the top of the bottle. Sets it in the sun and lets the balloon fill with fumes and methane. Once the baloon is full the person inhales the methane fumes and gets high. Symptons of poo hash users is that there breath smells like poo and sewage for the next week.
"I think Jerry tried poo hash his breath reaks"
by St. Francis December 15, 2007
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Poo Flip

A skateboarding trick where the board turns to poo. Of course you can only do it once per board. And it smells.
After touching his itchy brwon onion, Ollie proceeded to bust a mad poo flip.
by truk213 April 30, 2008
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