Columbian Toilet

When you slit someone's throat and shove feces down their neck.

He's such an asshole, I'm gonna make him a Columbian Toilet.

by Swarven19 February 8, 2018

Toilet paper

A piece of cloth-like paper with mostly 100-500 pieces of paper to wipe your booty and your ¥

I used toilet paper to wipe me booty hole

by Lizard_Monster99 January 24, 2022

toilet whisperer

A toilet whisperer is a person that can clean the poop out of a gas station bathroom in under 3 seconds

I can handle it, I am the toilet whisperer.

by toilet_eater September 24, 2020

Toilet Stench Ambush

When one internationally fails to give fair warning to others that they have decimated the toilet with horrible oder. Resulting in persons walking in only to retreat in disgust.

My boyfriend thinks its funny to commit a Toilet Stench Ambush. He smells up the bathroom, trapping the oder by not using the exhaust fan. Allowing me to be ambushed by the stench forcing me to run away gaging. The ultimate act of stink and betrayal.

by greek god of trains August 16, 2012

Toilet water gang

An elite crew of very swag people

Mark-have you heard of toilet water gang
Tom-yeh scary shit gotta keep the mandem safe innit

by Toilet water gang January 10, 2021

Toilet chomper

A term used to insult someone saying that they use the toilet to much.

"Brian you are such a toilet chomper, stop eating so much taco bell."

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023

suicide toilet

going to the bathroom a minute before online classes, especially if you're already waiting for the host to start the meeting or are in the waiting room

"i have no idea how the teacher didn't catch me doing the suicide toilet"

by depressoespressocattict September 24, 2020