lap noodle

usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak

That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.

by Guy000000000000000000000000001 September 22, 2023

Noodle fingers

When a guy or a girl is an expert in fingering

God, he has such noodle fingers, I came all over the bed

by Zorbinator March 6, 2020

Masculine noodles

Instant ramen that is cooked strictly with a heat pack, hand warmer, or MRE heater to the point the noodles are just wet and hard but warm.

He was watching the board game eating his masculine noodles

by cade0mon June 16, 2022

Noodles

Noodles mean nudes

Give me noodles.

by princess|babycakes February 22, 2018

Nightmare noodles

When for whatever reason, there’s no light in the bathroom. And you're left pooping in complete darkness.

The powers been out for three days, it’s cold and my nightmare noodles won’t flush.

by donnybridges March 25, 2025

Juan noodle

The Juan Noodle is a sexual position where the man and woman make eye to eye contact laying side to side, front of the body towards each other. The man inserts himself in the woman, with her putting one leg above his, interlocked like two noodles on a fork being slurped into the mouth of a Mexican cowboy.

We tried the Juan Noodle position, it was hot since we made eye contact while fucking in bed.

by hironakamura_ November 12, 2023

Floofle Noodle

Pubes

I got floofle noodles in my mcdonalds burger

by BeyonceisQUAKING November 5, 2018