Noodled

To have sex with a skinny white boy

I got noodled by Chad last night

by noodledog September 23, 2021

Shake the Noodle

When someone gives you a hand job, but you are soft for most of it

Hey man, my date last night didn’t end too well, she totally had to shake the noodle

by Ardent Maple July 24, 2021

buttered noodles

the best fawking thing you'll ever eat, and it's easy to make

kyle: yo daddy you want some buttered noodles

daddy: fawk yeah I do

by asscheeks420 August 4, 2021

Wet Noodle

Getting head while eating pasta.

Honey go fix some spaghetti so I can have a wet noodle.
Aye bitch fix my ramen and suck this dick so I can have a wet noodle.

by Druburr March 7, 2022

Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti

A very weird person indeed
Doesn't realise what happens around them and their friend has a secret

"Omg Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti is so weird"

by Ian sarain August 12, 2021

Pool noodle

Snake in disguise

Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?

by boomer inc. August 14, 2021

Noodle Head

Shayla.

Shayla is a Noodle Head

by UhhDuckOnQuack August 21, 2021