Noodle Girl

"Noodle Girls" are girls/women who have been knocked out cold limp as a 'wet noodle'. Be it sports anesthetic, or other means.

Becky was a total noodle girl after taking a softball to the face.

by KPillionaireProduction.com April 12, 2015

Noodle Monkey

A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile

Why are you wearing your wedding ring in your Tinder profile you noodle monkey

by anonymous July 24, 2025

Noodle loaf

Loaf of bread made out of chicken penis’s, fly vomit, and snail butthole

I tried noodle loaf today and it tasted like dusty blinds

by Upsidedownelaphantboobs April 3, 2021

Libby Noodles

Libby noodles is a nickname for Libby she is a very kind sweet and loyal girl Libby is very beautiful if you are lucky to have a Libby in your life never let go of her and NEVER break a libbys heart she will get her way back at you Libby is a great friend and very flirty towards boys Libby will grow up to be great with a boy friend who respects her don’t mess with a Libby !

Ex bf : I’m sorry I broke up with you date me again we made a great couple

Libby Noodles : thank you next , bitch!

by Charlotte369 March 26, 2019

The noodles

You're asking a question.

Kyle, the noodles!

by Mrs. Cookiecore February 20, 2025

noodles

nudes

mimi just sent me noodles

by dattboiiii November 27, 2016

Noodling

The act of slinging or placing wet spaghetti or noodles over parked cars as a prank.
This may be considered vandalism by local authorities, I am not responsible for you being a dumbass and noodling everywhere and getting arrested.

"Yeah dude me and my friends got super high and went noodling last night, made it onto local news."

by AubreyJams October 19, 2017