bald noob

a shoeless nigga that aint got no hair, and is a noob at playing chess

person 1: did you see that black as shit dude over there?
person 2: yeah he is a bald noob lmao xd xd

by indiancunt29 April 26, 2023

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Noob

Noob is a term meant to be an insult for an inexperienced person.

Steve: "bro, Aaron is such a noob"

Jack: "Real"

Aaron: :(

by Certified Girlboss December 8, 2023

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noob

a word coined by bryn and not jack

jack is a noob

by boffeemil July 15, 2023

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Noob

A new player, not somebody who killed you in a fighting game.

‘UR SUCH A NOOB’ ‘mate u lit made ur account last year and ur calling me the noob? 💀’

by Poopypoopee August 9, 2023

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NOOB Da Player

The most awesome Youtuber ever, the most coolest dude ever. got the best vids

NOOB Da Player: a guy who makes YouTube videos titled "do I suck at (insert game title) yes"

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insert the The Epic Games store incident

by NOOB Da Player Fan#1 September 9, 2023

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Term used for the XM1014 or, Leone YG1265 (as it was previously known), Auto Shotgun in the Counter-Strike series of online multiplayer first person shooter games. Named for being a large bore weapon for new players, the shotgun is overpowered, has a high rate of fire, and does not require much aiming. This enables noobs to run and gun up close, which is the only way they can get kills as they can't aim. Named after the trial weapon code of the USMC, it's really the Benelli M4 shotgun.

All the other definitions assigning the term's definition to more modern games are from ignorant kids who don't appreciate what came before them.

"&#^$^!!! I just got the butt-sex from some chode with a noob tube from behind!"

by Saint Kliegl April 25, 2022

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