Having a sexual fantasy of the armed forces and getting a throbbing boner at the sight of them (Side Effects may include fingering a woman or man with a bayonet)
by D1ldoBaggins September 14, 2023
Get the Dirty Nathanmug. A blond haired , blue eyed guy that has a bit of an ego but is kind ... he loves children and animals and hates ice cubes
by Silly tank November 13, 2019
Get the Nathanmug. He’s a real fuck professor. This dude’s wiener is, like, really big, like, you would think he has two or three penises. Yeah. Yeah! And, like, everyone loves him and wants to do him for his hot bod. But, more importantly, he has an empathetic attitude, a curious and open mind, the heart of a poet, and will show the depths of feelings in the rare moments he’s not jizzing giant loads of cum on his many lovers. He’s got a bunch of houses and cars and money and books and art and shit like that but he hides it well because he’s very humble. Looks-wise, a solid 7.3/10.
by theaccuratedefiner November 23, 2021
Get the Nathanmug. People called Nathan are mega cringe. It’s the type of name that are given to kids who drink gravy as a refreshment.
by BabyDraculaFrankenstein August 2, 2022
Get the Nathanmug. A fucking faggot, but a cutie. Also a child and likes to pretend to be a doggo. Likes mint flavor a lot, and sleeps 15 hours a day at least.
Has a weird bromance with Apu.
Used to have an undercut, but thankfully shaved it all off.
Is actually the best person ever and you would hate him so much because of how blunt he is but is actually the sweetest as long as you use your brain.
Has a weird bromance with Apu.
Used to have an undercut, but thankfully shaved it all off.
Is actually the best person ever and you would hate him so much because of how blunt he is but is actually the sweetest as long as you use your brain.
by SkittlesStraw June 25, 2019
Get the Nathanmug. 
