lyns mom

a big skanky neanderthal woman who scares the shit out of men until they give into her sexual desires. poor men, AND NO I AM NOT A VICTIM SO FUCK YOU.

DUDE, look at what that that lyns mom is doing to that poor man's pecker.

by i love you lyn October 04, 2003

Wow Mom

Wow Mom; Getting a tattoo of a "M" on each butt cheek and using your Bung Hole as the "O" so it spells MOM when you bend over.

Did you see Carla's new tattoo on her ass, when she bends over it says Mom.

Ya but when she showed me it said Wow.

WOW MOM, Wow.... Mom...

by Mr Shocker April 18, 2010

mom job

When receiving either a hand or blow job from someone's mother, usually a close friend.

I got the best mom job last night, I hope your dad doesn't find out.

by penciltucky June 01, 2011

Mom

A very gay person. Gaier than anything in the world.

Your mom gay.

by Your mom gay gay boi October 28, 2018

mom

worse than hitler

mom are scary

by pusslicker45 September 20, 2018

pixar mom

o woman, specifically a mother, depicted in pixar movies that is very curvaceous /voluptuous, with nice curves and with generally an attractive body

the pixar mom from the movie: incredibles, Helen Parr, is truly curvaceous

by TrynaBeAesthetic+GoodStudent July 05, 2022

mom card

Similar to a V-card, but referring to a first pregnancy rather than just ones virginity.

Dude! Did you hear about Trisha? First time splashing cherries and she straight got that mom card swiped same time as that v-card. Homegirl is prego.

by Matthew Van Gorder May 13, 2008