lyns mom

a big skanky neanderthal woman who scares the shit out of men until they give into her sexual desires. poor men, AND NO I AM NOT A VICTIM SO FUCK YOU.

DUDE, look at what that that lyns mom is doing to that poor man's pecker.

by i love you lyn October 3, 2003

mom job

When receiving either a hand or blow job from someone's mother, usually a close friend.

I got the best mom job last night, I hope your dad doesn't find out.

by penciltucky October 31, 2011

Kevin's Mom

What I do EVERYDAY... at lunch..

Hey man, did you get into anything good after work??

Yeah buddy, Kevin's mom...

by SomTingWong April 30, 2021

mom card

Similar to a V-card, but referring to a first pregnancy rather than just ones virginity.

Dude! Did you hear about Trisha? First time splashing cherries and she straight got that mom card swiped same time as that v-card. Homegirl is prego.

by Matthew Van Gorder May 13, 2008

Bennett's mom

A wonderful piece of ass!

I banged Bennett's mom last night, it was amazing!

by DaTruNigha April 22, 2014

pixar mom

o woman, specifically a mother, depicted in pixar movies that is very curvaceous /voluptuous, with nice curves and with generally an attractive body

the pixar mom from the movie: incredibles, Helen Parr, is truly curvaceous

by TrynaBeAesthetic+GoodStudent July 5, 2022

Mom

A very gay person. Gaier than anything in the world.

Your mom gay.

by Your mom gay gay boi October 28, 2018