sage and luke

the greatest duo to ever roam this fucking earth

rando: “aren’t we like the bes-“
other rando- “we cannot compare to what sage and luke have”

by twinkity dink September 2, 2023

Luke

A luke is an outstandingly sexy bastard. His cock hangs like a horses and any girl is extremely lucky to get some. 10/10 footballer also, legend says he’s the one who taught Lionel Messi.

Man United are shittt says luke

by Leedsman1203 November 22, 2021

Luke

a man, with an ego larger than his dick

“damn luke’s kinda funny”
“no he’s not his dick is really small”

by ndksvfjdksbs June 16, 2020

Cool Hand Luke

A man whos fingers are so weak they do nothing for a someone sexually

Did he make you cum? No he was a cool hand luke.

by BEXYDOWNUNDA September 10, 2025

Luke Climbingbear

My Dad, and a Cherokee God. He can summon retards at his disposal. he can also spontaneously disappear. His raw strength is enough to match shaggy, but he doesn't use it very often. he also towers over grady

Luke Climbingbear is my dad, and he summoned me.

by Luminousity November 18, 2019

Luke Hillegass

69th President of the United States
Established Slavery
Bombed Asia, and allowed segregation between whites and blacks throughout the world successfully for 567 years
Died 2092, from running out of sauce clot.

Luke Hillegass lost his sauce.

by Unidentified Culture Member September 27, 2021

Luke

The most sweetest boy on the earth. He's kind, funny, cuddly, and just downright pretty. He has soft hair and wears hoodies all the time. He especially looks adorable in oversized hoodies. He may seem a little cold at first, but once you get to know him, he is incredibly sweet. You're so lucky to be dating him if you are. I love you so much my little angel. <3

Luke is so pretty omg

by Hearts4Seb April 30, 2023