Logan DeCosta

A name given to rednecks that hate everything that crosses their path. Normally have passions for beer and lack of motivation when it’s time to get things done. They can really pack a belch and some heat. Takes one deep. Will not meet in any parking lots.

Person 1: dang man this new guy is a hack
Person 2: I know looks like we have another Logan Decosta on our hands
Person1: Time to put in my notice

by NB97 April 3, 2019

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Logan

Logan is a very kind and empathetic guy who cares for the people around him. He is a good Christian and wholeheartedly denies the existence of evolution, and as a result, will fall prey to natural selection. When he speaks his voice may remind you of a sweet and loving little girl pestering you to buy her something from Mr Whippy. If you listen too long you could become inspired to achieve greatness or get a throbbing headache and there's always the possibility that you bleed from your ears.

Guy 1: Did you know that brown is actually just dark orange.
Logan: No you're stupid.
Guy 1: Stop committing ad hominem.
Guy 2: Idk, it does look kinda like dark orange to me.
Guy 3: Is that daddy Logan!? *whips out cock and furiously masturbates*
Logan: So brown people just don't exist! And they're people are more related to Donald Trump than they think?
Guy 1: See you still haven't presented a counter-argument.

by Obama234 April 26, 2020

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Logan Paul

A self worshiping narcissist who films the corpses of suicide victims to post online for clicks. Also, a self worshiping narcissist who likes to do "rug pull schemes" with his hair-brained 'cryptozoo' so he can extract money from his less wealthy fanbase, all while taking flights to Qatar for a spa, or buying a completely retarded pikachu card for 5 million dollars that serves no functional purpose other than for clout and to show off his excess wealth. A dousche-tuber. Someone who can't handle criticism and threatens legal action and lawsuits for libel because he can't handle critique.
Someone who gets his knob slobbed by Mike every single day.

Oh would you look at that, Logan Paul uploaded a video of someone who killed themselves so he can make money off of it. Let's trust this dumbass enough to give him money for a half-ass, broken, idiotic pokemon ripoff game called cryptozoo. Oh, he hired a team full of criminals? Let's watch his dumbass video how he's going to deflect blame back to Coffeezilla, as if its his fault that Logan Paul hired a team of criminals to work on this stupid ass game. Sue me Logan Paul, or better yet fucking fight me. Pussy.

by Revengeance January 8, 2023

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