devious lick

Stealing stuff from a school for tiktok just for the video to flop and get 50 views

Me: Yo I just pulled a devious lick

friend: what is a devious lick

Me: a devious lick is theft

by Ninthcaribou249 September 23, 2021

Lick

When someone calls you a "Lick" it means you done fucked up or that you are a noob.

-After seeing someone do something embarrassing or completely wrong, look them directly in the eyes and just say, "...Lick." Or if you are hearing a story about someone who did something embarrassing or completely wrong you say, "Wow, what a lick."

by SignificantOtter October 3, 2016

Crunchy licks

When Trey busts into syck licks while Mike drops bombs like Nagasaki niggas kaboom pow crunch crunch kick

Trey- (sick crunchy licks fawnk jam)
Mike- (drops hammer bombs 3000)

by Nasty gross poopsicles May 9, 2018

Double He-Licks

This is what gay biologists call the 69 position.

- Dude, take a break from that lab report and give me a blow job.
- I'm stressed out too. How bout you Watson my Crick and we make it a double he-licks.

by James O'Francis January 2, 2014

Lick my Lahooga

Rooted in the saying “suck my dick”, the Lahooga is a higher form of a dick, pulsating radiation, and usually garnering reactions akin to seeing a biblically accurate angel.

Person 1: “hey man you’re fat as fuck.”

person 2: “Lick my Lahooga”

Person 1: *dies on the spot*

by Crammedlamb68 October 4, 2024

It’s like being licked by a mule

The state of being so taken aback; as if you had been licked by a mule.

Holy shit bro dat rack has me feelin’ floored. It’s like being licked by a mule.

by The deplorables July 27, 2022

Lick

A lame person or a loser; someone that is bad at a lot of things

Def 1 "Bruh, look at that lick over there playin' with Pokemon Cards."
Def 2 "Lmao, he's a lick. Why is he playing basketball if he can't even dribble."

by Afitam Idpo December 6, 2016