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Jordan

A boy that i'll never lose feelings for. He makes you laugh every single time you get sad, he is an amazing person to be with. whenever you are feeling sad, he'll be by your side to help you get through your problems. He'll text you small paragraphs of comfort and say "ily" at the end. His laugh is so adorable, and he's SO CUTE I can't live anymore. This is the person i'm living for, the person that saved me and the reason for my happiness.
You: Who's that?

Me: His name is Jordan, he's an angel. my euphoria.
by linofaiiry February 15, 2021
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jordan and jenna

They are one of the strongest couples and they can not be separate but jenna is pretty shy while Jordan is very out going and that’s why she loves him.
Jordan and Jenna are not able to be separated.
by Jordan and Jenna February 7, 2021
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JORDAN

A jordan is a prepubescant boy who was born when his father cummed into the toilet and he evolved out of a sewer drain. From the chemicals in the sewer it has turned the jordans skin fully white like a piece of paper. Jordans facial expression lacks emotion, this is because he has no soul and the only thing he is attracted too are that of a species called ethans. Ethans and jordans are destine to fall in love in one life or another, and parttake in gay sexual intercourse to create what is known as a mason or a max. Jordan speaks in a high pitch lgbtq toned voice.
Brooo i me and my holmie got so horny last night w just started jordanning.

I didnt have a cumsock last night so i just pulled a jordan.

Wow prince phillip skin look like a jordan.
by Dickslaya685 September 28, 2022
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Jordan

Jordan (johr-dahn)- Jordan is a major douche and doesn't understand real love. He may seen cute at first to may but he isn't as true as you think. Jordan is popular and has many friends, but you should stay away from him. Jordans are heart-breaker and may be pathological liars. He isn't very smart and is known for asking stupid questions. Beware of Jordans.
OMG Jordan literally broke up with me! That heartbreaker doesnt understand my passion!
by xxFacts4LIieXx December 3, 2019
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Jordan

A handsome sexy beaner that wants to make popsicles out of Viane’s discharge.
Look at Jordan! He’s making popsicles out of vianes discharge!
by DischargeCreator November 24, 2021
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Jordan

An enby that is wanted by every woman who has ever seen them. Gets laid very often and has a VERY huge penis. They're extremely good looking. They have the most gorgeous eyes in the universe and has been told to be a model. But spits game like a champ.
Get you a fucking Jordan!
by indirecterection October 9, 2020
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Jordan, is the luckiest guy in the world to have his amazing girlfriend but is also a mad shagger and is da best at sex
"ey see that guy, I hear he's a Jordan"
"OHH HE MUST BE GREAT IN BED I'LL GO TALK TO HIM"
by Jordan1601 May 9, 2021
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