The coolest dude you could ever hope to call your friend. Straight up badass. Can pick up a dirt bike with 1 finger. Sometimes takes adds but actually doesnt need to because hes more badass than adds. Always has 5-100 girls to stir their guts at any given time and also to pay for his dirt bike payment. Usually drives a badass truck but sometimes has to drive the waggin.
Does 27 mile wheelies and is obsessed with hitting 300 foot gaps off steel ramps. Also the most mechanically intelligent person that ever existed. Your car could break into a million pieces and it would be welded back together in 3 minutes.
Seems like a badass when you first meet him, because he is. But is actually like one of the nicest people you could ever meet.
Does 27 mile wheelies and is obsessed with hitting 300 foot gaps off steel ramps. Also the most mechanically intelligent person that ever existed. Your car could break into a million pieces and it would be welded back together in 3 minutes.
Seems like a badass when you first meet him, because he is. But is actually like one of the nicest people you could ever meet.
Eric: dude have you talked to Jimmy
The Honda fucktard: Yeah dude we sent it last weekend it was twiztid up
Eric: dude I'm scared of Jimmy hes to badass for my beer drinkin ass
The Honda kid: yeah. Your a bitch Eric.
Jimmy: I will cut through your neck with a shoelace
The Honda fucktard: Yeah dude we sent it last weekend it was twiztid up
Eric: dude I'm scared of Jimmy hes to badass for my beer drinkin ass
The Honda kid: yeah. Your a bitch Eric.
Jimmy: I will cut through your neck with a shoelace
by HondaBend666 October 1, 2020
Get the Jimmymug. An absolute unit. A sexy motherfucker who will fuck your day up if you mess with him, or fuck your girl. He is the biggest beast in the entire galaxy.
by Jimjimskim2021 November 28, 2018
Get the Jimmy pinkmug. by Wheudlsl March 8, 2024
Get the Jimmymug. He took out his Jimmy Wiggy and beat me in the head with it. It was so big and hard that I became unconscious.
by Omega1086 June 19, 2017
Get the Jimmy Wiggymug. Jimmy is fun when happy and should be left alone when sad. He doesn’t crave anything other than attention. Insane sex drive with insane mood swings. Lowkey a bitch when lazy but he’s go getter when focused. He can be charming when he wants to be but he shouldn’t be trusted at all. He likes being alone but ain’t afraid of crowds.
“Man, Jimmy is hella lazy today”
“Yea, probably sad. Can’t help him he needs to learn how to channel his rage.”
“Yea, probably sad. Can’t help him he needs to learn how to channel his rage.”
by retiredsimp1129 December 26, 2021
Get the Jimmymug. A really sweet guy, who simply doesn’t know how to show his feeling to a female species and although sometimes he can be a lot to handle, and has him hormonal moments he’s the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet, he’ll make you smile like no other, and although he’s very forgetful and can sometimes be a little immature he’s all a girl wants and more.
by Ideleon May 14, 2018
Get the Jimmymug. Heroin addicts call aluminium kitchen foil jimmy
Chasing the dragon is someone smoking heroin on jimmy
Chasing the dragon is someone smoking heroin on jimmy
by Pseudonym? Mynoduesp March 30, 2024
Get the Jimmymug.