january 1st

national manifisent daisy a boyfriend day !
everyone who sees this must manifest daisy a boufirend

"omg its january 1st"
"oh shoot i better manifest my hot emo friend a boyfriend!!!"

by hot girl asf December 31, 2021

No Will To Live January

The first month of a new year where Meletis finally ends it all. It is said that during that time meme groups, pages and chats mourn and post non depressing memes as a tribute to the ballsy fallen one.

"Oh boy it's No Will To Live January."
*Commits suicide*

by Oh I Hurt Me Knee December 31, 2018

January 14

Give the world and chocolate to the person who was born on this day day

Me: -Gives chocolate and the world to the person who was born on january 14-
Someone: Why are you giving the world and chocolate to someone for free?
Me: Because its the give the world and chocolate to the person who was born on this day day.
The person who was born on January 14: THANK YOU SO MUCH<3333

by anonymous November 21, 2021

January 13th

All about your girlfriend day! Praise her and take her on a shopping spree, or simply just make her a card and tell her you love her, do a nice gesture to remind her you care.

“What day is it?” “It’s all about your girlfriend day bro wdym? Did you forget?” “Oh! Isn’t that the holiday where you praise your gf for 24 hours?” “Yeah bro January 13th all about your girlfriend day, don’t forget.”

by Evan grazer January 12, 2024

January 13th

Girls that are born on this date are one of the sexiest people out there with an amazing music taste and sweet soul that can puncture anybody with a lasting impact on their soul. Their looks can send someone into a seizure with their eyes alone and their face is hard to forget because of how gorgeous they are in the outside and inside with their unique personality.

I think I have a crush on Madison..
That’s no surprise.. she was born on January 13th

by Silly_radioactive_Otter November 24, 2023

January 1st

If you are born on this day you seem nice but you are a whole lot of fucking crazy!

Examples: Stephen & Tatum

Person: January 1st is when crazy people are born!!

by RCGE January 24, 2021

January 5

National get a bf day

“I want a boyfriend” “okay it’s January 5th so I can be your boyfriend today.”

by Beyonce.vs.karen January 5, 2022