a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.
Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents
by e. honda’s jock strap September 3, 2022
Get the space vampiremug. by curtainstain June 2, 2021
Get the office spacemug. Space-age would be a great adjective to describe modern idotagers in north America and their notions of nationalism and patriotism
by Sexydimma November 21, 2017
Get the space-agemug. ~Space By Nick Jonas And Tove Lo
by Keshondra Tell January 26, 2019
Get the Spacemug. by Coke and smoke April 9, 2020
Get the Space dabmug. by Tight buttholr October 29, 2015
Get the space browsmug. A guy who has a preference for fucking people best described as "space cadets" ie incredibly stupid.
"That Barry, he is such a space invader. He prefers stupid partners."
"Probably because most folks are too smart to let him fuck them."
"Probably because most folks are too smart to let him fuck them."
by RTM 1963 November 26, 2022
Get the Space Invadermug.