Bacon

Someone who is a great friend and kick ass wingman.. best dude at MHS. Good at bowling and tennis, and loves trying new things. Talks to all the birds but sadly finds himself in the friend zone... Usually because he's put himself there, trying not to get tied down. If he's quiet just, just ask him what's up.

Person 1: Man who's that guy over there?
Person 2: That's Bacon... everyone knows him!

by Lapiz996 February 13, 2023

Ass Bacon

unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.

Damn dude you smell like ass bacon. When was the last time you wiped your ass?

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

BBQ Bacon Burger

Something funny Coach from the video game Left 4 Dead 2 says.

Coach: I could go for a... BBQ Bacon Burger, a large order of fries, orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie!
Nick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Coach: Mista... I don't think I like yo attitude.

by pussyhound420 October 29, 2023

baconator

(A combination of the words bacon and traitor): between and, theorthetically, among jews only, an offensive term for a yiddishe bochur who chooses to marry a non jewish girl, making the children non jewish.

If you are neither a svinoyed, a yidiot, or a jewish convert out of judaism, and you marry a non jewish girl, most jews would consider you a baconator.

by Sexydimma April 12, 2016

Breakfast Bacon Almighty

Usually a nickname for a large breakfast containing bacon. Often found in 90% of American homes and 100% of homes on the Cook Islands.

"hey, what the fuck are you eating?"
"it's a breakfast bacon almighty, that's what!"

by syst3mselite February 21, 2024

Bacon Bush

The unfortunate crossing of a womans meat curtains and werewolf pussy, creating a hairy,meaty mess.

Well we where really getting hot and heavy then I took her panty's off and realized she had a bacon bush and immediately walked out.

by Dr_PigFinger December 30, 2020

Bacon-fest

A party with mostly females attending.

I went to this party last weekend and there were only women. It was a total bacon-fest.

by the antisocialist January 26, 2020