No body hates me

No body hates me is a com group and off shoot of nlm and should be arrested

No body hates me is cringe and overall bad

by Jn666 September 26, 2025

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hating them

You can only hate them on tuesdays. NO HATING ON MONDAYS

I'm hating them on tuesdays

by prohater43 September 28, 2025

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omg you’re gonna hate me

something a girl says to you when she doesn’t wanna hang out with you later anymore

You: “ I’m excited to hang with u tn”
Her: “omg you’re gonna hate me for this…”

by thegreatnoticer October 15, 2025

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Platonic Hate

Hating someone but in a platonically affectionate way. Like yes, I’d kill you, but I’d be lowkey sad when you died.

Person one: “I hate you so much”
Person two: “Lowkey I love you too”
Person one: “I am going to fucking peel your skin off of your rotting corpse”

Narrator: “Platonic Hate ❤️”

by untangy October 30, 2025

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I hate you

I want to pluck hairs off your toes with my lips until I have enough to make a hair ball, and then I’ll do it again, and again, until I can stack them on top of eachother and make a hairman.

ava: i hate you

evin: really?? you’re nasty
ava: i hate you

by this is definitellly a joke October 30, 2025

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That raging trouser twitch certain gammons get when something awful happens to vulnerable people.

Not regular arousal, more like their empathy response has been fried by years of GBNews and rerouted straight to their genitals.

A political semi, usually triggered by headlines such as:
• “Boat Capsizes in Channel”
• “Sick Claimant Declared Fit for Work”
• “NHS Finally Collapses; Migrants No Longer ‘Coming Over Here’ for Free Healthcare, Also, No One Else Can Get Healthcare Either”

“Colin got such a massive hate horn after that migrant boat news, his GP prescribed him ice packs and a long lie down.”

by dervxerox November 18, 2025

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