Hard hat drinking

When you drink to protect yourself from the what comes out of the mouths of those around you.

There will be a lot of hard hat drinking over the 2016 holidays

by BibbsBibbs December 3, 2016

pork pie hat

the act of jizzing in your partners orifice, be it an asshole, vagina, mouth, ear, wound, etc. You then tie a whole ham to your head and shove it into said orifice.

After recieving a pork pie hat from an anonymous person, dp began to curse for the first time in his life.

by darthredneck February 23, 2009

homo hat

A homo hat is an object that is placed on a homo's head. It usually says "homo hat" on it.

when michigananders in a bar see someone whos dressed like a woman they usually pass on the homo hat to him.

by Actvs Dei May 28, 2006

Dad Hat

The kind of hat that you see in a crowd and think... is that guy going fishing?
dad hat is trash

Guy 1: I went fishing last week, and you wouldn't believe the number of dad hats that I saw there
Guy 2: If those hats would all burn I wouldn't be sad

by Reapy Boi June 6, 2017

ass hat hair

like hat hair, but worse.

Person 1 "Ooh, that guy's been wearing an asshat!"
Person 2 "How can you tell?"
Person 1 "Well he has ass hat hair, of course!"

by fullofpith October 20, 2007

Australian hat hair

Hat hair located in the pubic region. Usually painful due to being matted down by the pants all day.

Oh, dude, I've got the worst Australian hat hair goin' on down there!!

by puggy343 May 24, 2006

White Hat Theory

A theory which has been proven on numerous accounts in which any man wearing a white hat is guaranteed to get poon that night.

Max's night certainly backs up White Hat Theory. Rather than hooking up with butch chicks like usual, he decided to rock his new white hat and, in turn, got with some hot slore at the Jug.

by mike_hellraiser_tyson March 11, 2009