Gooning

Excessive PDA and/or loud sexual intercourse

Daughter: Let's go to the mall.
Mother: I'm tired. Dad and I went to bed late last night.

Daughter: It's not my fault you guys were gooning

by RunHavanaclub December 31, 2025

Goobing

The act of covering oneself In Phlegm

Person 1: "Dude I've been goobing alot recently and look how soft my skin is now"
Person 2: "Oh wow man! I need to start goobing too!"

by TheRotMan January 2, 2026

Gooningtasses

A goated friend group with an unexpected mix of people. Name originally derives from "gooning" (excessive masturbation) and the suffix "tas" which comes from Eimantas, one of the founding fathers of the group.

"The Gooningtasses are so funny, I hope they turn up to my party"

by Gingr09 January 7, 2026

gooping

The act of gooning whilst pooping.

Jackson was gooping a couple hours ago, that's why he had to end the call.

by gruguru January 8, 2026

green goblin

A shot of cheap tequila, mixed with male ejaculate and green food coloring.

Damn bitch, shoot that green goblin!

by Antisyzygy February 12, 2008

ski goblin

someone who creeps in the backround of pictures

when someone is unintentionally or intentionally looking at the camera in the backround of a picture

wow, that's really a nice picture, except for the ski goblin, why is he in the picture

by chested-batman123 April 28, 2011

hobb goblin

Having a massive dick patty

My hobb goblin is was too wide

by Balls deep in Alexandria February 3, 2014