Sticking it in without knowing it’s a dude and enjoying it ever so slightly and regretting it afterwards but going back for more
by Cbbobb January 9, 2018
Get the butthole fun mug..9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.
.9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9.
by 0AmanasazA0 November 14, 2025
Get the .9.The more others run this way and that preaching doom and gloom the more you must refuse to worry about what’s going on. Deep down you know it will all come good in the end, so start the weekend early and have yourself some fun.9. mug.When your partner goes out to get plastered with their friends while you sit at home like a loyal loser, only to be summoned later to play chauffeur like some pathetic Uber driver with feelings. Bonus points if they come back flirting with strangers and you still say “Did you have fun, babe?”
I was fun cucked on the weekend. My wife went out her friends got shitfaced and apparently made out with some guy on the dancefloor. I only know because she accidentally told me in the Maccas drive thru when she made me pick her up.
by Matman79 April 25, 2025
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Get the if she makes fun of you mug.Often thought of as the most fun creature, more goblins, more fun is thought to describe the amount of fun a large quantity of goblins are.
by trollking63 November 28, 2022
Get the more goblins, more fun mug.A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
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