douche mother

Similar to douche bag but much more offensive. An insult that should be used for only the worst kind of asshole. Similar to a dirty mother fucker

Literal Definition:

A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.

Quit being a douche mother.

by Jane Brane January 6, 2008

WoW-Douche

1.An MMORPG player that compares every aspect of new MMO's to World of Warcraft.

2.Any moron that inappropriately uses MMO or WoW terminology in casual conversation with normal people.

3.The naked toon dancing on the bank/auction counter in World of Warcraft.

"We would invite Sam to Play Diablo 3,but he's a complete WoW-Douche."

by MrBaldNBad February 9, 2010

community douche

1: A bar-hopping womanizer (smells like alcohol and is in and out of a different woman each week)

2: A man in a relationship with multiple women at the same time.

1: Man, Fred is such a community douche. I wish he'd pick up a girl somewhere other than a bar or a strip club for once.

2: After that threesome, I felt like a community douche. I was spent and a half.

by "The Fox" May 21, 2008

douche duffel

the big poppa douche; a douche duffel is a person who is the biggest possible douche. douche duffels are people who are not only behemoth in stature, but also behemoth in thier degree of doucheness.

oh my god man, that guy was such a douche duffel i couldn't help but stop and stare, but then i had to book it at the last minute so his wide load didn't own my ass

by Bean6969 March 13, 2008

douche-dar

Same as a Radar except picks up the doucheness in a human being. The average douche-dar is accurate up to 65 yards.

Ron: Aye hit this gilbey's vodka up cuddie.
Dylan: Na, my mom will smell it on me when i come home tomorrow.
Logan: I think im picking some one up on my douche-dar. I'm pretty sure it's Dylan.
Jack: Stuey ass Dylan.

by Ron Legit June 24, 2008

Douche Nazi

a person who is douche-esque; mean and tyrannical,spongy and assholic, like a Nazi, ergo, a douche Nazi

Clark: Hey Goldstein, my grandpa died in WWII
Billy: Really...I'm sorry man.
Clark: Yeah, he fell off the watch tower!
Billy: You're such a douche Nazi Clark...

by meatcube October 21, 2008

douche satchel

a "satchel" is a really big bag... of "douche". So someone who is a really big douche bag, would be a "douche satchel"

an expletive, used in instances of anger/frustration

That guy almost hit me with is car, DOUCHE SATCHEL!

by tl77 November 25, 2010