douche satchel

a "satchel" is a really big bag... of "douche". So someone who is a really big douche bag, would be a "douche satchel"

an expletive, used in instances of anger/frustration

That guy almost hit me with is car, DOUCHE SATCHEL!

by tl77 November 25, 2010

douche vomit

The mixture of water vingar and vaginal secretion that come out when a women douches

She filled the toilet with douche vomit

by belial47 May 20, 2008

douche ticket

like the insult douchebag, but more fun to say

"stop being such a douche ticket"

"that ref is a douche ticket"

"her boyfriend is a complete douche ticket"

by northeastcollegekid February 12, 2012

Douche Manure

Is a person who thinks they are the shit, when in fact they are a piece of shit and a douche to boot.

Mortimer: Hey guys I just got 1600 on my SATS.

Me: Shut up Mort, you Douche Manure.

by Mountain Dewche April 15, 2009

Douche House

Noun commonly used to criticize others by describing them as a whole house filled with douche bags, not just one. The ultimate act of disrespect.

"You have a distasteful sense of music"
"Hey man, why are you such a douche house?

by alpinestar March 22, 2009

Douche major

An individual whose parents paid for their education while said douche major gets drunk and watches wrestling.

Wrestling is on. my friend Aaron, the douche major is surely watching.

by Lourdes ginger October 14, 2018

douche duffel

the big poppa douche; a douche duffel is a person who is the biggest possible douche. douche duffels are people who are not only behemoth in stature, but also behemoth in thier degree of doucheness.

oh my god man, that guy was such a douche duffel i couldn't help but stop and stare, but then i had to book it at the last minute so his wide load didn't own my ass

by Bean6969 March 13, 2008