Double Baio

The two fluid, blood-and-puss-mixed cesspool leaking through your underwear after accidentally ripping a rotten scab off your dick

Bruh, I think you should get that Double Baio checked out by a doc.

by Alt_noods January 7, 2018

Double Whopper

An extremely obese fat persons huge double chin a double whopper

Big fat Bob has a freakin huge double whopper.

by Sallyboballymomamafofamafally January 15, 2009

double rainbow

A noun representing something a person finds phenomenally exciting, joyful, or amazing. The expressed joy upon witnessing a double rainbow may be misinterpreted as an acid trip, orgasm, or loss of bowel control.

"Did you catch Neil Patrick Harris in Dr. Horrible?"
"Dude... *fart* *gurgle* ... NPH is... he's just... *drops to knees* *cries*... He's just my all time... *vomit* ...Dub... dub... *fart* *high-pitched how*
(Note: In the throws of a double rainbow sighting or mention, a person may lose the verbal capability to pronounce the term "Double Rainbow.")

by ApologyAcceptedCaptainNeeda August 17, 2016

Double Wash

After masturbating in the shower, it's necessary to wash your hands twice before they become totally sperm-free. This is the "double wash".

"I had to double wash after that one!"

by I NEVER DO THAT! June 18, 2008

Double Zapper

The electric feeling caused by inserting 2 fingers into the Anus while masturbating

Frank gave himself a good double zapper this morning and now his fingers smell like shit

by Smiffythegreat October 20, 2016

Double Bent

Getting Drunk and high at the same time

Man, I'm double bent!

by Oevets June 16, 2008

Triple-Double

Russell Westbrook

Last person to average a triple-double was Oscar Robertson. Now Russell Westbrook is rewriting history.

by Datdudecad March 1, 2017